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Joke of the Day

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"A farmer counted 196 cows in the pasture. But he rounded them up and had 200."

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."

"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."

"John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK. Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him. *Ba dum tss*"

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher"

"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"

"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."

"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."