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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."
Next Joke
"You say ""tomato,"" I say ""tomato,"" and there, we've written our own wedding vows"
"Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information? It's a cagey bee."
"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."
"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."
"That's a nice ham you got there It'd be a shame if someone put an ""S"" in front and an ""E"" behind it"
"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."
"I'm on a seafood diet If I see food and it's a fish I eat it edit: /r/jokes is not the place for dry humor. note to self: more corn and cheese"
"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"
"Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position."