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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"
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"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."
"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."
"Two deers walk out of a gay bar. And the one says to the other... ""I can't believe I blew Fifty Bucks back there!"""
"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."
"If Rick Astley invites you to his Tree House, don't go! Because he's never going to let you down!"
"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"
"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."
"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."
"My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly."