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Joke of the Day
"My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load."
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"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."
"What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom? Fuckin' nothin'."
"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."
"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"
"I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time."
"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."
"Are you alright? No, you are all left"
"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."
"Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it."