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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."

"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"

"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Why does santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year"

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"Notice anything? B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX *cue snare drum*"

"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""