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Joke of the Day

"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."

"If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, ""hey, at least he died doing what he loved"""

"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"

"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"Did you hear about the Homeopath who forgot to take his medication? He died of overdose"

"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."

"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""