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Joke of the Day

"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"

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"My bread factory burned down. Now my business is toast."

"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."

"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."

"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."

"My wife said I don't do enough work around the house. Its like she thinks this FB account just runs itself.........smh"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."