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Joke of the Day
"What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole? ""Mr. President."""
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"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."
"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"
"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."
"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."
"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."
"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me."
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"