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Joke of the Day

"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."

"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"

"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""has my brother been in here?"" The bartender says ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""

"Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."

"What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Why Did Hitler commit suicide? Because his gas bill was too high..."

"What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese"

"I don't understand why subway has to train their employees. We do that for them everytime we order & tell them EXACTLY how to make a sub."

"I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me."

"Have you heard about the old wheel that got a new image? He retired."