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Joke of the Day

"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

"What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? ""Define intervention."" Came up with this today at work."

"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"

"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."

"This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting! Pull Over! he yells. No! She yells back, Cardigan!"

"Leading causes of cancer: 1. Smoking 2. Aging 3. Radiation 4. Diet 5. WebMD"

"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."

"There should be a branch of the government that just helps people who get stood up."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"