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Joke of the Day
"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."
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"Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals? They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs."
"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"
"Did you hear about the witch who couldn't have children? her husband had a Holloweenie."
"Life as a penis must be hard."
"A girl from the recruitment agency called. She said, ""Sir, I have three openings for you."" I said, ""I know."" She hung up."
"My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down so I shot a guy."
"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"
"It's true that blacks can be racist too! But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it."