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Joke of the Day
"Dear Kirstie Alley, We're really pulling for you on your new diet. Sincerely, Chairs"
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"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face."
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