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Joke of the Day
"Where do you put dead typists? In the `!"
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"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)"
"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."
"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"
"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"
"some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life"
"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"