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Joke of the Day

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"Did you hear about the serial killer who was coming out of retirement? He's taking another stab at it."

"What's the hardest thing to do in the morning? Peeing with a Boner"

"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."

"I was making breakfast, then ""She's a maniac"" came on the radio... Everything is a blur. Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?"

"*smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress."

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."