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Joke of the Day

"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."

"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior"

"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"

"What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D"

"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."

"In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return."