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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her."
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"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"
"My girlfriend asked for a dick pic file size too large"
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"
"What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common? They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)"
"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."
"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."
"The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac ...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog."
"Wasn't gay marriage always legal? Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day."
"Two deer hunters walk into a bar. The third one, ducks."