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"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"
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"You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people."
"My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog."
"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
"Hear about that 70s date rape band? Cosby Pills Smash and Run"
"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."
"Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face."
"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."