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Joke of the Day
"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."
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"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"You know what always brings me down? Gravity."
"Leaving someone a voice mail is the new Myspace message."
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."
"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"
"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."
"My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed... They're still butthurt about it."
"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"