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Joke of the Day
"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."
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"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."
"Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore? This guy."
"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you!"
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? Bring Your Kid to Work Day"
"Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!"
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"
"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""