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Joke of the Day
"MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME... But her theoretical trajectory seems to be improving!"
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"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
"I don't trust this 'would you like cash back' bullshit. I'm trying to give you my money, but you're also trying to give me my money? Weird."
"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."
"What's Pac-Man's favourite holiday destination? [Wagga Wagga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagga_Wagga)"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"the most challenging thing I've done all week is explain to a 4 year old where he was in photos taken 7 years ago"
"3yo: what are you eating? me: [mouthful of cookies] vegetables"
"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"
"How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison."