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Joke of the Day

"the most challenging thing I've done all week is explain to a 4 year old where he was in photos taken 7 years ago"

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"Ran into the guy who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"
"A baby seal walks into a club... Think about it...lol"
"Lifeguard: SHARK! GET OUT OF THE WATER Me: [Remembers 150 people are killed by falling coconuts every year & only 5 from shark attacks] ..No"
"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"
"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"
"*thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*"
"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."