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Joke of the Day

"the most challenging thing I've done all week is explain to a 4 year old where he was in photos taken 7 years ago"

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"

"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at? Tennish."

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. . . from the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than $2.40"

"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"