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Joke of the Day
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it's fucking close to water."
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"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
"What did the greek cow say? "
"just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now"
"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"
"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"
"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."
"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."
"Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for ""all the services I provided them""."
"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."