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Joke of the Day

"It turns out there actually was a strand of Marijuana that killed millions of people in the seventies It was called Pol Pot."

"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"

"When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette."

"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"

"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."

"*Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note ""please don't eat me"". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?"

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket."

"I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree"

"A guy is having sex on a first date She's giving him a blow job. He tells her ""suck it harder"". So she does. Then, he yells, ""Blow, blow, the bed sheet is up my ass."""