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Joke of the Day

"Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's Facebook statuses broke up."

"What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!"

"I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful."

"You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters."

"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""

"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"

"My wife has the body of a 16 year old She keeps it in the fridge."

"The economy is so bad...."

"People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions."

"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"