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Joke of the Day
"Snowmen don't 69, they 88."
Next Joke
"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac guac"
"Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? ""Regular coffee with cream please"" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. ""TEN?"""
"Me: *gets on scale* 5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!"
"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"
"We are gathered here today because Somebody ""glares at coffin "" couldn't stay alive."
"I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key."
"They say in life expect the unexpected'. So I did, and f*ck all happened. I wasn't expecting that."
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""
"Her: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. Me: You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?"