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Joke of the Day

"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."

"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"

"My favorite letter is elamenopee."

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress"

"The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents"

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."

"I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think."

"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."