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Joke of the Day

"It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan."

"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."

"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"

"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey, wanna go ride bikes?"

"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""

"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."