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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
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"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("
"Jim is a butcher. Has a sister named Delores. He stands 6ft tall and wears a 10 gallon hat. What does he weigh? Meat hes a butcher."
"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."
"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."
"""Don't tell me how to raise my cat!,"" I yell at my 7 y/o daughter who's chastising me for baby birding a tuna sandwich into my cat's mouth"
"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."
"This salad is delicious, probably because it's a donut."
"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."
"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"