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Joke of the Day

"Two gay deer walk out of a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""Man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there!"""

"Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!"

"GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."

"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"

"If vegetarians eat vegetables... What do egalitarians eat? edit: for originality points"

"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."

"i bet cough drops were invented before candy, because if they were invented after then they'd be called candy."