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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!"
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"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."
"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"
"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"
"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"
"Babies for dinner What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage!"
"Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger"
"Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time."