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Joke of the Day
"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
Next Joke
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants"
"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"
"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"
"There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally"""
"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."
"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."