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Joke of the Day
"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."
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"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"
"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"
"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"
"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"
"[hospital] ""The results are in. I'm afraid you have Bad Priorities Disease. You have 1 month to live."" But does my hair look good?"
"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"