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Joke of the Day

"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."

"Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough."

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It really sucks if you have diabetes"

"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"

"Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : ""it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"""

"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""

"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house."