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Joke of the Day
"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"
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"Doctor: i'd like you to step on the scale. Me: You first, pal."
"I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them."
"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."
"You guys ever try boiled pasta? It's not as crunchy but it's alright"
"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"Arabs have invented a time machine It's called Islam. It takes any civilization back to the 7th century."
"What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road? Dodged-a-Rango"
"anti-tattoo people saying ""my body's a temple"" like they wouldn't worship at a temple that had an enormous mural of a tiger fighting a cobra"
"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""