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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"
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"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."
"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand."
"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."
"Q: What kind of fish has two knees? A: A tunee fish."
"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."
"Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids."
"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"