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Joke of the Day
"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
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"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
"Out on a blind date. I told her, being funny is the 2nd best way to get a girl into bed. She said ""What's the best way?"" I said ""A big knife"" She laughed and said ""You're funny"" I said ""wise choice"""
"Upon request of a signature, a nurse reaches into her pocket only to find a thermometer... she exclaims, ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"
"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"
"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."
"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."
"World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo. Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? 'cause they're ugly and they stink."