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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? An endless supply of milk When do we want it? Cow"
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"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"
"Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!"
"Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco"
"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"
"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""Give it to me!"" She yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."
"Why I don't trust women.... Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"I'll never get a dog, but if I had to I'd the kind that doesn't have its butthole displayed too prominently."