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Joke of the Day
"My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me."
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"Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado"
"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter."
"My calculus professor recently divorced his wife .. .. one day he simply told her ""I'm making a you substitution""."
"Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak? Hamburger, it's in the ground state."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."
"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."
"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."