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Joke of the Day

"I made this joke up in my sleep... seriously. What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills? ""Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."""

"Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?"

"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"

"How does our solar system organize a party? They Planet"

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"Orange is the new... most used word on /r/Jokes"

"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"

"My best joke today is.... r/news sub count. Literally just go there and press f5"

"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""

"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."