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"How does our solar system organize a party? They Planet"
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"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"
"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."
"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."
"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"
"This is an ugly term. This ""Stalker"". I prefer unpaid investigator."
"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"
"Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles."
"I phoned in sick today ""Exactly how sick are you?"" ""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."""