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Joke of the Day

"Me: *gets all four daughters dressed* Wife: I want everyone in Christmas dresses. Me: But- Wife: Everyone. Me: Fine. *puts on my dress*"

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"

"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"

"People claim they're into recycling, but just watch their faces when you rinse out a condom."

"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"

"Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? That shi* was intense."

"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."