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Joke of the Day

"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"

"I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her."

"[At a bar] Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw."

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."

"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."

"What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth? GingINVITEus in!"

"what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda? 2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"

"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."