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Joke of the Day

"The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You probably never heard of it."

"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."

"Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it"

"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."

"Undecided voters are the same undecided people we hate for holding up the buffet line."

"PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole."

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."