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Joke of the Day

"What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."

"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."

"I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!"

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."

"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."

"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"