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Joke of the Day

"Teacher to Student...? Conjugate the verb ""to walk"" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ..."

"Is it gay in here or is it just Glee?"

"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? There was a hare in his bed."

"Girls always think i'm ugly until they look into my wallet then they think i'm ugly and poor"

"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"

"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"

"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."

"I called the suffocation hotline yesterday... I was instructed to hold."

"A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke... if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too."