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Joke of the Day

"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"

"Did you see the results of the swimming competition at Lake Gennesaret? Jesus won in a walkover."

"Canadians pack your bags We have another immigration crisis"

"So I went to an abstinence conference the other day... All we did was wait"

"Why can you trust noone in the savannah? Cause they be lion."

"Why did the lesbian cross the street? She was emo."

"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""

"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"A Seahawk was offered some drugs... ""I'll pass."""