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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."

"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."

"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"

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"""We're halfway there... wow-ohh!! Livin' on a vain hope to which the Universe is indifferent!"" - Athiest Bon Jovi"

"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"

"If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!"

"Guys that try to pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it."

"How to catch a polar bear: 1) Cut a hole in the ice. 2) Carefully place peas in a circle around the hole. 3) Hide and wait. 4) When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole."

"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"