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Joke of the Day
"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"
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"""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."""
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding? The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding."
"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"
"Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions."
"What do you call a politician that can play brass? Donald trumpet"