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Joke of the Day

"What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers."

"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."

"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"

"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""

"So in between the 4 seconds that I missed your call and managed to call ya back, you've fallen off the face of the earth??"

"What do you call an agreement between forests? A treety"

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was very time consuming"

"What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz? Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes."

"Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods."