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Joke of the Day
"Why do blurry people always ask me if I'm drunk?"
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"I like my women like I like my Nintendo........ 64"
"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."
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"Guys, don't tell 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong"
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"I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day... *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**"